Hold My Drink I've Got To Pet That Dog Tee

Ever fake-smiled your way through a party, only to light up the second you spot a four-legged fluffball? If your ideal night out involves leaving your drink behind to pet someone’s dog (because, priorities), girl—this tee gets you. Forget awkward chit-chat, you’ve got more important business (ahem: golden retrievers).

Meet your new go-to for every “sorry, can’t talk, must pet the dog” moment. The Hold My Drink I’ve Got To Pet That Dog Tee is the funny shirt every dog-loving woman needs—without any of the awkward introductions. Slip it on and channel instant mood-booster vibes, whether you’re running errands or just letting the world know where your true loyalties (and affections!) lie.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one
💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team
🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe
📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Imagine this: rocking the Hold My Drink I’ve Got To Pet That Dog Tee to brunch with your crew, on a Zoom call when you need a laugh, or as the ultimate gift for your sister (yep, the one who never leaves a dog un-petted). From dog park hangs to grocery store runs, this tee is built for women who let their funny side shine everywhere life takes them.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!

🚚 Shipping

How long does shipping take?

We process orders within 1-2 business days. Standard shipping typically takes 5-7 business days. Expedited options are available at checkout.

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes! We offer free standard shipping on all orders over $50. Use code WELCOME10 for 10% off your first order too!

Do you ship internationally?

Currently we ship within the US. We're working on expanding internationally — stay tuned by joining our newsletter!

🔄 Returns & Refunds

What is your return policy?

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unused and in their original packaging. Please contact us at support@shakewagroll.net to initiate a return.

What if my item arrives damaged?

We're so sorry if that happens! Please email us with a photo of the damaged item within 7 days of delivery and we'll send a replacement or full refund right away.

🐾 Products

Are your products safe for dogs?

Absolutely! Every product we carry is carefully selected with your dog's safety and wellbeing in mind. Our toys are made from non-toxic materials and our treats are sourced from trusted suppliers.

What size products should I get for my dog?

Each product listing includes a size guide. If you're unsure, feel free to contact us and we'll help you find the perfect fit for your pup!

Do you carry products for small dogs?

Yes! We have a dedicated Small Dogs collection with products specially sized and designed for smaller breeds.

📦 Orders

Can I change or cancel my order?

We process orders quickly, but if you need to make a change, contact us within 2 hours of placing your order and we'll do our best to help.

How do I track my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a link to follow your package every step of the way.

💬 Still have questions?

We'd love to hear from you! Reach out to our team and we'll get back to you within 24 hours. We're passionate dog lovers just like you! 🐶